Thank you MLIA for giving me something to do on Yearbook work day.
(Hahahaha! This reminds me of something my dad and I would do!)
"Today, I went grocery shopping with my dad. We realized we forgot to get something in an aisle we had just passed. We pretended to rewind ourselves and made sound effects. People clapped. MLIA"
"Today, I was at a haunted house with my family. Whenever someone would jump out and scream, my mom would scream back. I asked her why she did this. She said "You know how it works. They scream, I scream..." and then a man in a mask jumped out and said "We all scream for ice cream!"MLIA."
"Today I was playing the Sims 2 and I wanted to get a better look at one of my Sims. So I zoomed in and leaned closer to my computer. At that exact moment, his head turned and looked directly at the screen. I screamed. MLIA."
"Today, I was walking to a restaurant with my friends, when about 10 guys dressed up as Tetris pieces ran across the street and stopped by the side of the road. They started stacking on top of each other, then as one more piece ran towards them they all started screaming and ran away. I love college. MLIA"
"Today, in my AP English Lit class we were going around the room talking about what is our greatest fear. It was sunny day and it went to this popular jock guy said "I fear the apocolypse." RIGHT when he finished the power went out and he screamed the most high pitched girl scream anyone in the class ever heard. Best timing ever? I do believe so. MLIA""Today I was watching Blues Clues with my two-year-old sister. She lost interest and left the room. My mom came in to see what I was doing and I told her that Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper were having another baby. She responded with, "No way!" She then sat down and watched with me. My sister was no where to be found. MLIA"
"Today, I walked into my lounge room and found my dog slowly walking towards what I thought was an open glass door and then backing away. He continued this for about a mintue, until finally he just ran off. I laughed at how dumb he was for thinking the door was closed. I then walked into the closed glass door. MLIA"
"Today at work, I was with a colleague watching the security camera when a enormous spider crawled across the screen. Convinced it was crawling across the TV screen and not the camera, my partner let out a high pitch scream and ran from the room. We're security guards. MLIA."
"The other day I was walking home from campus when I saw two jack-o-lanterns in a building window with scared and worried expressions carved into them, tilted so they were looking up. When I followed their gaze I saw a pumpkin on the edge of the neighboring roof about to "jump". Best jack-o-lantern ever. MLIA"
"Today at work, I was with a colleague watching the security camera when a enormous spider crawled across the screen. Convinced it was crawling across the TV screen and not the camera, my partner let out a high pitch scream and ran from the room. We're security guards. MLIA."
"The other day I was walking home from campus when I saw two jack-o-lanterns in a building window with scared and worried expressions carved into them, tilted so they were looking up. When I followed their gaze I saw a pumpkin on the edge of the neighboring roof about to "jump". Best jack-o-lantern ever. MLIA"
"Today, my Spanish teacher was taking roll. To be funny he put "mister" or "master" in front of our names. This pattern stopped when he accidentally called guy with the last name of Bates "Master Bates." I love Spanish class. MLIA"
"Today, my mom got an email from my aunt that said after she took my little cousin to see Where the Wild Things Are my cousin turned to her and said very seriously, "Mommy, I want to be a horny beast for halloween." My brother didnt know why we were laughing so hard. MLIA"
"Today, I was helping out with the Fire Prevention talks at a Elementary schools. The Fireman in the class teaching the kids about Stop, Drop and Roll asked the kids what they should do if their clothes catch fire. A little boy threw his hand up and the Fireman called on him. The boy then very solemnly said, "Don't put them on." The fireman could only laugh and heartily agree. MLIA"
"Today, while shopping with my mom and little sister, my sister randomly asked, "do they use cough syrup to make crystal meth." To which my mother answered, "if I knew how to make crystal meth don't you think we'd live in a better house?" I laughed so hard I cried. MLIA"
"Today, in my 10th grade history class, a girl and guy were arguing about whether or not you could wax your eyebrows with duct tape. He was adamant that it couldn't be done, so he let her try it on him. His right eyebrow is now half gone. The best part? My teacher supplied the duct tape. MLIA"
"Today, my mom got an email from my aunt that said after she took my little cousin to see Where the Wild Things Are my cousin turned to her and said very seriously, "Mommy, I want to be a horny beast for halloween." My brother didnt know why we were laughing so hard. MLIA"
"Today, I was helping out with the Fire Prevention talks at a Elementary schools. The Fireman in the class teaching the kids about Stop, Drop and Roll asked the kids what they should do if their clothes catch fire. A little boy threw his hand up and the Fireman called on him. The boy then very solemnly said, "Don't put them on." The fireman could only laugh and heartily agree. MLIA"
"Today, while shopping with my mom and little sister, my sister randomly asked, "do they use cough syrup to make crystal meth." To which my mother answered, "if I knew how to make crystal meth don't you think we'd live in a better house?" I laughed so hard I cried. MLIA"
"Today, in my 10th grade history class, a girl and guy were arguing about whether or not you could wax your eyebrows with duct tape. He was adamant that it couldn't be done, so he let her try it on him. His right eyebrow is now half gone. The best part? My teacher supplied the duct tape. MLIA"
"Today, as I was driving home I noticed a street called Drury Lane. I plan on going back tomorrow and finding the muffin man. MLIA"
"Today, my mother was on her iGoogle thing, and she got a virtual pet hamster. I walk out and see her sitting in front of the computer with a horrified look on her face. She looks at me and yells "HE'S IN A COMA!" The computer was frozen. MLIA."
"Today, my dad tried to get my little brother to stop sucking his thumb so he told my brother that, if he continued, his stomach would grow large and eventually pop. Sure enough today in church we sat next to a 6 month pregnant woman. After church my brother walked up to her with a serious expression and exclaimed, " I know what you've been doing!" The look on her face was priceless.MLIA"
"Today, my mother was on her iGoogle thing, and she got a virtual pet hamster. I walk out and see her sitting in front of the computer with a horrified look on her face. She looks at me and yells "HE'S IN A COMA!" The computer was frozen. MLIA."
"Today, in one of my classes, we talked about the first swear word we learned. A quiet kid suddenly said in hushed tones, 'Voldemort'. I love high school. MLIA"